April102014

demoiselledefortune:

theblacksmithsdaughter:

rashaka:

whitebeltwriter:

silkchemise:

I have never, in my whole entire life, ever heard a conversation more deserving of the title “Diva Qween Words of Sheer Fierce and Fabulous Earth-Shattering and Heart-Piercing Perfection from the Baddest Boss Bitch in the Whole Motherfucking Game” than this dialogue right here.

"who’s still mulling it over"

I really want to agree with you except that’s not what this speech did.  This speech sounds epic boss wordage of the year, but read it again. It’s a tragedy.

This speech establishes Azula as being childish, reckless, and willfully blind to the point that she’d wreck a ship by forcing sailors to take her orders regardless of their feasability in reality.  ((tides. you do not fuck with tides.  tides always win. tides are eternal and you are tiny tiny humans on a tiny tiny bucket. boats cannot be bullied and the ocean cannot be bullied. if you try to play chicken with the tides, you smash your vessel on the rocks or run aground or sink. the ocean is god and you are powerless to it.))

The reason Azula went mad in the third season is that her father and his court had emotionally abused her while simultaneously building up a superiority complex in her that rendered her incapable of seeing reality.  A person who says that her commands are more important than the tides cannot rule a ship, an army, or a nation.

This looks like a badass boss speech, but it’s not.

It’s a mad king’s speech.

#and she pays for it#she pays for that arrogance#horribly and unfairly#because Ozai did that to her#when she’s only a child#this speech was not a BAMF moment#it was a bright red signal light#that you’re going to run aground#and she did#she crashed#and lost#because of this attitude

Azula wanted to control everything (others and herself) perfectly through intimidation. When she started to feel that control slip from her fingers, she snapped.

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7PM
7PM

wandering-prince:

iamafantasticbeast:

apolonisaphrodisia:

Thom Browne 2014-2015

I hope they played “what does the fox say” as they walked down the catwalk

Is this hotline Miami

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7PM
bluedogdown:

paatokichi:

I have no regrets

i spat out my juice.

bluedogdown:

paatokichi:

I have no regrets

i spat out my juice.

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7PM

If famous authors came back as zombies today

sadisticsparkle:

Cervantes: I don’t fucking get how you guys like the Quixote better than the Galatea.

… Wait, does this mean I beat Lope de Vega?

Lope de Vega: Do you think I could get royalties on that?

Tolkien: *endlessly lectures Peter Jackson*

Lewis: … how come he gets six movies and I get three.

Tolkien: (Your allegories are silly and I told you so.)

Austen: I really don’t think that was the point. /creates blog called Zombie Snark

Brontë I & II: OMG SO DREAMY

Brontë III: I wish I was still dead.

Victor Hugo: WHY ARE ALL MY CHARACTERS SINGING?

Dumas père: *lurks into the BBC headquarters**skulks towards the big wigs*

I’m thinking 35% of all revenue, myself.

One adaptation down, a gazillion to go!

Dumas fils: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FATHER ALREADY TOOK THE ROYALTIES?

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7PM
6PM

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

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6PM
megisqueenofhell:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



David Bowie is a gecko

megisqueenofhell:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

David Bowie is a gecko

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6PM

lizthefangirl:

lokisoldiergonecumberbabed:

open-notebook-ramblings:

Headcanon: the mascots of the four Hogwarts houses are the Patronuses of their namesakes.

Oh

oh

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6PM

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

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